Hello!

Who did that?

But your honour don't look at me
I'm down upon one knee
It was naughty nelly
From the telly
It really wasn't me
I'm good can't you see

In full recognition and observation of the copy rights of the aforementioned. All other characters, the story line and the story itself are the sole property of me. Mine. All mine ya hear. Don't even think about it. I'll sue ya. Fire you. You'll be out of a job. I'll have you up on charges, charges y' hear. I'll call the President. Apart from that, if you want to use any of it, ask, you may well receive. © Richard Dean Anderson all rights reserved June 2004